It’s called “curling” but ironically enough, the players in fact curl nothing. From the looks of it, they slide cylindrical rocks down an airstrip-looking lane of ice while sweeping vigorously in front of it.
Really?…. I mean really?
Aaaaaaannnd, have you seen the “athletes?” The only thing that they look like they have curled is… beer cans.
Amid all of this, I am totally and utterly fascinated.