This is an honest account of a real conversation that was held today…
Man I work with– “Hey Mere, do you know what the dress requirements are for the off-site tomorrow.”
Man–“Ok well what does that mean? Does that mean business casual? Jeans-casual?…… Speedo-casual?”
Me– *blank stare* “Let me ask you this Dan, do you actually own a speedo?”
Man– “Well yeah… I mean… yeah.”
Me– “Ok. Don’t wear it. Tomorrow’s off-site is only jeans-casual.”
Man–“Ok. Good to know. Thanks!”
Then I threw up.