What Not To Wear


This is an honest account of a real conversation that was held today…

Man I work with– “Hey Mere, do you know what the dress requirements are for the off-site tomorrow.”

Me–“”Yeah, casual.”

Man–“Ok well what does that mean? Does that mean business casual? Jeans-casual?…… Speedo-casual?”

Me– *blank stare* “Let me ask you this Dan, do you actually own a speedo?”

Man– “Well yeah… I mean… yeah.”

Me– “Ok. Don’t wear it. Tomorrow’s off-site is only jeans-casual.”

Man–“Ok. Good to know. Thanks!”

Then I threw up.

The end.


About mndunn26

I recently realized that my life is somewhat of a beautiful mess. A "pollack-type-picture" if you will, of colors, experiences, and people that, despite the seeming disarray, is captivating & confusing; patterened & yet unpredictable. But most of all, it is mysteriously designed, purposed, and appointed. For what? I don't know yet... but I'm learning as I go.

2 responses »

  1. LoveLoveLove it! Still laughing!.. Gentlemen, unless you qualify to stand on the ‘blocks’ next to Michael Phelps… the speedo should stay the drawer…….

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