Compliments of Momma Dunn: Part 743

Momma Dunn sends me emails every morning.  And most of the time, they say things like this:

With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren’t heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated, and happy.  Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, “Good grief, look how smart I am!”

Tragically, there was no picture to accompany this fine philosophy.